Chencho Funny Status Messages

   Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, here’s a gentle reminder that the moon’s diameter is 3475Km in diameter and you could not have fked this up more

   My mechanic couldnt fix my breaks so he put in a louder horn.

   Late for work? Call your boss and tell him you're not coming. He will be so surprised when you show up that he'll forget you were late.