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   messageicon Late for work? Call your boss and tell him you're not coming. He will be so surprised when you show up that he'll forget you were late.
←Rate | 08-08-2017 22:24 by Chencho Comments (1)  

   messageicon Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, here’s a gentle reminder that the moon’s diameter is 3475Km in diameter and you could not have fked this up more
←Rate | 03-14-2018 16:59 by Chencho Comments (0)  

   messageicon Having big tits because you're fat is like having a fast car because its falling pff a cliff.
←Rate | 08-18-2017 13:26 by Chencho Comments (0)  

   messageicon My mechanic couldnt fix my breaks so he put in a louder horn.
←Rate | 11-13-2017 12:55 by Chencho Comments (1)  


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