Charles323 Funny Status Messages

   wonders if shaving one's head make one truly aerodynamic and thereby fuel efficient? And - can I claim that as a deduction on my taxes?

   finally came out of the closet and told my family I'm white. It took a lot of courage on my part, but I felt it was time they understood why I can't jump or dance.

   while I drink my coffee, I oftentimes stare out the window and ask myself: Am I attractive enough to prostitute?

   “I knew you'd be back.” -The Drawing Board

   believes insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it. ツ

   told the dog it is weird that he follows me into the bathroom all the time. So he walked out. Now I'm weirded out that he understands English.

   wonders how a fine is justified as a predetermined tax for doing something wrong, and yet taxation is accepted as a fine for doing well?

   Allergy alert: This status may contain peanuts.

   thinks any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn't convenient at all.

   thinks the best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have.