Carolynn Funny Status Messages

   If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas.

   I see your lips moving, but I just hear blah blah blah

   ever notice they can gossip for 2 mins on the radio about the kardashians, but they only have 10 secs for the weather or traffic??

   be yourself...everyone else is taken

   Don't laugh in the bathroom because it will make people think that your playing with yourself..

   The Best part of tonight is no alarm clock tomorrow

   at the nail salon & a lady working there asked me something. I couldn't understand, so I asked my nail tech to tell her that. He turns and said to her, "She stupid, she no understand". thx a lot nail tech..no tip for you! ha

   she would rather be a smartass than a dumbass

   someone asked me what CRS was...I couldn't remember