COREY Funny Status Messages

   My life hasn't been the same since McDonald's removed the HI-C orange drink from their stores!!

   never really understood why Clark Griswold lusted after Christie Brinkley, when he had a smoking hot wife like Beverly D'Angelo!!

   ran my first 5k today...finally I said, "Lady, take your purse!!"

   thinks it's great that my truck will tell me when I have low air pressure in one of my tires...nut it would be even better if it told me WHICH freaking tire needed the air!!

   thinks whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never been to a nude beach!!

   Hey Florida, if you need an Ark, I Noah guy!!

   wondering how much you would do for a klondike bar.

   a firm believer that drinking beer makes you you smarter...I mean, it did make Bud weiser!!

   wondering if Sugar Daddies get anything for Father's Day?

   used to sing like Justin Bieber...then I turned 4!!