Buddy Funny Status Messages

   I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation… My Czech is in the mail!

   If you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape.

   I bet spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love.

   How to find the perfect wife: Play monopoly with her. if she chooses the iron, she's the one.

   Shoutout to God for not giving wings to spiders.

   I have a bad feeling we're going to pay for Taylor Swift not having a boyfriend on Valentines Day.

   it just me or does everyone look into a mirror and then look for the "Like" button.

   The Reality is: Nice and Decent is Boring. Girls want to be excited, thrilled, Led and still believe that their mate listens to them. Don't hate the players, work on your game.

   When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at flooring?