Brodieking Funny Status Messages

   No matter who wins, they will likely be impeached and their vice president will take over

   Judging by my news feed this week, people are outraged by the amount of recent killings AND trespassing on personal property from Pokémon GO players. Stop the madness, people!

   Facebook: A place where people, who know so little about anything, have so much to say about everything.

   Dear Interwebs, You guys go nuts over a stupid dress, and now Spock is dead! This is why we can't have nice things. Stop it, K? Thx.

   This just in: iOS 8.0.2 comes with a new toggle switch to straighten out your bent iPhone 6 Plus.

   it me? Or do these new iPhone 6 issues have a lot of people bent out of shape?

   After getting an astronomical quote from my mechanic, I am going to try the ABS challenge. That's where I drive my car without anti lock breaks, until someone donates for me to get it fixed!

   I don't like the idea of having to go on in a world where good people like Robin Williams is no longer with us, but Justin Beiber is still alive and well.

   No, for the last time, I do not want to build a snowman.

   Congrats to Comcast! Finally, somebody is happy to have Time-Warner Cable.