BarryClark@twitter.com Funny Status Messages

   Forget a dislike button, I'd rather have a 'This makes me want to punch you in the back of the head' button. Especially between now and tomorrow when 96% of you will have the exact same status. New Moon is out or reminding me it's Friday.

   says When you go to the drug store to buy condoms, ask them where the fitting room is

   Anyone caught singing Christmas carols between now and Thanksgiving will be slapped.