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   messageicon You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked.
←Rate | 05-22-2017 02:30 by Baddie Comments (3)  


   messageicon Live such that when the mortician prepares you for your funeral, he must struggle to get that grin off your face.
←Rate | 05-08-2017 22:51 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A stranger at Walmart just coughed in my face, so I've probably only got two, maybe three, days to live.
←Rate | 03-28-2017 12:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon almost annoyed by the fact that Pablo Escobar spent most of his life tucking in his shirt but he’s only remembered for selling drugs.
←Rate | 03-26-2017 13:19 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The microwave sent those nudes, not me.
←Rate | 03-14-2017 15:05 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon Given the exploding population of idiots in our communities, I think it’s about time we required people to pass a test first before they are allowed to vote. We can’t afford to put our destiny in the hands of clueless idiots.
←Rate | 03-12-2017 00:19 by Baddie Comments (2)  


   messageicon Christmas; Another day of choreographed kindness and fake concern.
←Rate | 12-25-2016 03:29 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like this mannequin challenge. It gets idiots to shut the hell up for a minute.
←Rate | 11-18-2016 22:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much of your pants are you allowed to fold up before you're mistaken for a fisherman?
←Rate | 11-14-2016 00:38 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of voter fraud, why don't they just call it Electile Dysfunction?
←Rate | 11-08-2016 14:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  



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