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You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked.
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05-22-2017 02:30 by
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Live such that when the mortician prepares you for your funeral, he must struggle to get that grin off your face.
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05-08-2017 22:51 by
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A stranger at Walmart just coughed in my face, so I've probably only got two, maybe three, days to live.
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03-28-2017 12:23 by
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almost annoyed by the fact that Pablo Escobar spent most of his life tucking in his shirt but he’s only remembered for selling drugs.
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03-26-2017 13:19 by
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The microwave sent those nudes, not me.
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03-14-2017 15:05 by
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Given the exploding population of idiots in our communities, I think it’s about time we required people to pass a test first before they are allowed to vote. We can’t afford to put our destiny in the hands of clueless idiots.
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03-12-2017 00:19 by
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Christmas; Another day of choreographed kindness and fake concern.
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12-25-2016 03:29 by
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I like this mannequin challenge. It gets idiots to shut the hell up for a minute.
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11-18-2016 22:42 by
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How much of your pants are you allowed to fold up before you're mistaken for a fisherman?
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11-14-2016 00:38 by
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Instead of voter fraud, why don't they just call it Electile Dysfunction?
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11-08-2016 14:15 by
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