BOOYA Funny Status Messages

   Not feeling smart today? Just remember there are grown adults who actually still actually believe Hillary Clinton.

   Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Nothing bad has happened, but I’m trying to be proactive.

   My internet goes out more than I do.

   Once upon a time a Prince asked a Princess to marry him. She said no. So the Prince got to buy trucks and boats, date big breasted girls, go hunting an

   If I were funny I'd be on tv. But I'm on Facebook instead... talk about a let down.

   Due to solar radiation the American flag planted on the moon is now faded completely to white. Great, now it looks like the French landed there...

   Christie blocks a bridge in New Jersey... The Super Bowl is in New Jersey... A nation wide velveeta shortage for the Super Bowl.... GOVERNMET CONSPIRACIES ARE REAL!

   Global Warming my half frozen ass!

   If all he thinks about is sex, turn on a football game. Now he's thinking about football... And sex...

   If watching He-man cartoons has taught me anything it's that you can solve any problem with a sword.