Anon Funny Status Messages

   If Trump gets impeached, I will seriously commit suicide!

   A homeless guy asked me for money today and I thought, sure, he’s probably just gonna spend it on booze and cigarettes. Then I remembered, that’s what I was gonna do, so we walked to the store together.

   It doesn't matter what subject Adele will write her tracks about, all her songs sound like she's singing about cheeseburgers

   The next pay it forward status I see I'm going to respond Hopefully we barely know each other and they live really really far away. Take that stranger. I want cookies delivered to my door.