Angela Funny Status Messages

   I wonder what comes out when you vomit in a brita filter

   Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.

   Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.

   Excellent time to become a missing person.

   Test tube babies shouldn't throw stones.

   If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

   It's 2011, you think we would have toothpaste the doesn't ruin orange juice by now.

   How awkward do you think Prince William's stag is going to be when he realizes he's stuffing pictures of his Gran into a strippers thong?

   So when your sexting...do you get a phoner?

   I didnt fall for you...i tripped and fell cause your to ugly!!