Aerotim Funny Status Messages

   Trust you?! Pssstt. I still count my money when it comes out of an ATM.

   A cop pulled me over and was going to give me a ticket for talking on the phone and driving. I told him he couldn't do that because it was my wife and I was just listening.

   I love dieting I'm actually on 4 diets: Chinese, American, Italian and Mexican.

   I'm as broke as a pick pocket in a nudist colony.

   Learn to fight like your the third monkey trying to get on the Ark!

   . Don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes. Just saying

   I remember being able to get up without making sound effects. Good times.

   Leaving out one letter can cost you thousands of dollars in legal fees: "Doll I'm having a blast in Las Vegas, wish you were her."

   Some mornings you just can't smell enough coffee. ☕️

   How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?