AT Funny Status Messages

   *<]:{ > Dear Santa, This year all I want for Christmas is thick hair and a thin body and please don't get it backwards like you did last year [:p

   There is no such thing as being underdressed when you're going to Wal-Mart.

   You have not truly experienced ALL of Gods blessings until you have been on both sides of giving and receiving.

   Anyone can have knowledge, however it is only through age that you develop wisdom.

   If I ever write a book it's going to be about "People who waste other people's time by reading about their nonsense" but I probably will never write one so..... never mind.

   I think the no passing notes at school policy should apply to teachers too.

   OH NO!!!! My purse is gone! How did they know where I keep it?

   You know your life is boring when happy hour is when the kids take a nap.

   Whatever the mind of man can conceive, it can achieve.

   Great!!! Bought a Powerball ticket and a pack of smokes. Total was $6.66. BOY, I sure feel lucky for tonight's drawing.