ARM Funny Status Messages

   all of mankind can be divided in two groups: morning people and those who want to kill morning people...guess for which one I'm cleaning and loading my gun!

   a folder named SPAM... ironically none of the mails reference meat but most of them talk about wieners!

   definition of work: activities carried out to maximize the time between two tantrums from my boss!

   I'm bipolar, my boyfriend had me tested

   Luis Suarez has signed with barcelona for 70 million euros...that's a big bite out of the team's budget!

   that that tenth doctor is a selfish idiot, he never recommends anything!

   There's no premature ejaculation, the truth is that women arrive late everywhere!

   666: Some see it as evil, I see it as 3 six-packs!

   climbed a tree yesterday and fell... I've finally matured!

   if cows could fly, would they all migrate to India?