8) Funny Status Messages

   With no natural predators the last hope for humanity is pinned on the Internet giving idiots just enough information to cleanse themselves from our gene-pool

   Bank Robbery should be legal...afterall, they rob me everytime I turn around!

   The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.

   youre so ugly just after you were was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

   Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

   Unfortunately, there is no vaccine against stupidity...