@Smokepuff4 Funny Status Messages

   Fact: Men that drink wine coolers increase their chances of getting a yeast infection by 99.9999%.

   I was holding my girlfriend's hair as she was puking and she farted at the same time. We broke up because I couldn't stop laughing.

   Getting high on life has never helped me get a handjob in a toilet stall.

   When you sleep naked after jerking off without washing up...make sure you don't put your thumb in your mouth.