Funny Status Message #139684

X says Getting high on life has never helped me get a handjob in a toilet stall.
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# 67982 Was in the public rest room - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"... Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?"... Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?"

←Rate | 10-30-2013 22:43 by @Smokepuff4

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