love Funny Status Messages

   I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words.

   I love waving at random people because you know the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the heck you were!

   If you find yourself bored on a random day, just turn up to a random wedding and shout, "I still love you", and then wait for the drama to start.

   I am not fat....Love for food has made me a nutritional overachiever.

   .Its Better to lose a lover THAN love a loser

   GaryKoenig, please, for the love of God STOP, you lame asshole.

   Not going to happen! I'm the king of lame comedy and I love it!

   Coors Light is like making love in a canoe. It's f--k-ng close to water.

   I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27.

   I think I figured it out. F*GA just love getting f*cked up the ass. They love it. Just bent over those barrels screaming "give it to me harder daddy".