love Funny Status Messages

   I am not fat....Love for food has made me a nutritional overachiever.

   .Its Better to lose a lover THAN love a loser

   GaryKoenig, please, for the love of God STOP, you lame asshole.

   Not going to happen! I'm the king of lame comedy and I love it!

   Coors Light is like making love in a canoe. It's f--k-ng close to water.

   I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27.

   I think I figured it out. F*GA just love getting f*cked up the ass. They love it. Just bent over those barrels screaming "give it to me harder daddy".

   We love Canada. The women aren't nearly as fat, the men aren't nearly as dumb, there are far less kids getting shot in the head at school, and it doesn't smell like sh*t. 🇨🇦

   I'm not in favor of anyone destroying other people's property. But I have to say I love seeing a lot less Tesla Cybertrucks on the road.

   ONE SIMPLE QUESTION: WHY ARE YOU LETTING ONE MAN SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROY YOUR NATION RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES? Love, Germany