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   messageicon Coors Light is like making love in a canoe. It's f--k-ng close to water.
←Rate | 05-22-2025 19:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27.
←Rate | 05-10-2025 07:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I figured it out. F*GA just love getting f*cked up the ass. They love it. Just bent over those barrels screaming "give it to me harder daddy".
←Rate | 04-09-2025 20:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We love Canada. The women aren't nearly as fat, the men aren't nearly as dumb, there are far less kids getting shot in the head at school, and it doesn't smell like sh*t. 🇨🇦
←Rate | 03-29-2025 22:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not in favor of anyone destroying other people's property. But I have to say I love seeing a lot less Tesla Cybertrucks on the road.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 21:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ONE SIMPLE QUESTION: WHY ARE YOU LETTING ONE MAN SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROY YOUR NATION RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES? Love, Germany
←Rate | 03-20-2025 21:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will tell you exactly what Dems love the most.... The entire world, dozens and dozens of countries, turning on yours lol
←Rate | 03-20-2025 20:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure what Dems love more now….TDS…or TDA.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 15:33 by StupidoDems Comments (0)  


   messageicon TDSmania loves men who love kids a little to hard. Are you trying to say something to all of us?
←Rate | 03-17-2025 17:01 by Birdsofafeather Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hug your mother today. Tell her you love her.
←Rate | 03-15-2025 01:00 by Darla Comments (0)  



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