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   I never thought it’d be cheaper to paint avocados for Easter but here we are.

   Christmas > Easter. Christmas = Lasagna. Easter = Hard Boiled Eggs. I hope this helps to clear things up.

   We're gonna have to paint potatoes this Easter ya'll.

   With the price of eggs this year, we're not dying eggs for Easter. We're dying Cheerios.

   Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google Drive. He'll only accept a WhatsApp doc.

   I'm combining Easter and April Fools Day together this year. I'm sending kids out to search for eggs I haven't hidden.

   Easter

   If anyone wants a list of my favourite Bugs Bunny quotes, I'll send them to you in a WhatsApp doc

   The Day-After-Easter Candy Sale at Walmart is currently looking like a fight-to-the-death battle Royal between the all day Pajama People vs the Sweat Pants crowd.

   Ah, Easter. That lovely time of year that reminds you to take down the Christmas decorations.