Exercise Funny Status Messages

   Some people exercise every day. I'm watching a show I don't like because the remote fell on the floor.

   We buried our grandad with his exercise bike – he’s spinning in his grave.

   Losing weight is a great idea except for two things. The eat right and exercise part.

   If swimming is good exercise, then explain whales.

   I get my exercise by pushing the limits of those around me.

   The best part about diet and exercise plans is the research phase. Which is why I stop there

   Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That's why I think of jogging every morning...

   Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell in the floor.

   I want to lose weight but I don't want to get caught up in one of those Diet and Exercise scams.

   I want to lose weight, but I don`t want to get caught up in one of those "Eat right and exercise" scams.