Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Let's be honest: The refugees being detained at JFK airport have gone through more vetting than Donald Trump's cabinet.
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01-29-2017 15:28
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We are building a fence and I'm gonna make my neighbors pay for it.
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01-29-2017 14:23 by Smeebert
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What bothers me most about liberal women, is that none of them are hot enough to be this stupid.
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01-29-2017 13:15 by Mickey
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Trump is not my president, neither was Obama. I am from Zimbabwe.
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01-29-2017 10:36
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Iran bans on all Americans from entering their country. So much for my "Tehran Endless Beach Tour". Sandy beaches, everywhere, as far as the eye can see. So sad.
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01-29-2017 05:23 by JiffyPop
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Apparently America has a very difficult time understanding and differentiating between the simple terms "Legal" and "Illegal."
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01-29-2017 01:58
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Considering it's climate and geographical location, I am surprised at the incredible amount and gigantic volume of Snowflakes there are in California!!!
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01-29-2017 01:53
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I think a true warrior for Women's rights would be fighting for the voices and rights of those millions of Unborn Women.
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01-29-2017 01:44
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Why would anyone in the United States oppose an actual investigation into Voter Fraud? As William Shakespear once wrote .... "Methinks thou dost protesteth too much!"
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01-29-2017 01:38
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President Donald Trump will sign an executive order tomorrow to bring back Pluto as a planet. Make the universe GREAT again.
America what is wrong with you?
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01-28-2017 17:13
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Irony is their king is the biggest snowflake of all!
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01-28-2017 16:55
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How soon can we start building a wall around California?
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01-28-2017 16:48
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What's the difference between a druggist and a drug dealer? One sells drugs LEGALLY. What's the difference between an immigrant who came to the US lawfully, and one who snuck in? One's here LEGALLY. See?
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01-28-2017 15:15 by Mickey
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I took my ex out last night, it only took one punch! :)
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01-28-2017 14:02 by trickz100
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Anyone ever notice the pro abortion crowd looks like they never "get any" in the first place?
Waiter, bring me a bowl of turtle soup and make it snappy.
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01-28-2017 11:30
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Pay no attention to anything I say when I'm drunk..or sober..or any other time.
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01-28-2017 10:12
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What's with all the lame Obama jokes now? He's not been President for over a week. He's gone.....
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01-28-2017 05:06
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You know what they say, once ya go black ..... you become a single parent
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01-28-2017 01:26 by snigly
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