Funny Status Message #177725

Okay, this is hilarious!!! :D

I actually nominated this status for the dumbest post of the year award. I hear it's under serious consideration. Congrats.

OMG!!! You actually believe that there is only one person who posts under anonymous. Can a person be that stupid?? The sparkplugs in my car are smarter than you.

Really. Fc.k off idiot. You figure it out.

Oh ya, that one day when you drove all the way out to my house, kicked my ass then drove home and posted about it an hour later. Dumb as.s. pssssssst, I don't think anybody believes your bullsh.t, mush for brains

Stupid is as stupid does Ray. Knock yourself out.

Go ahead Ray. Tell everybody what town I live in, you know the one you drove to and claimed you kicked my butt. Tell em Ray.

Waiting.

Still waiting. What's the problem Ray. Can't cover your lame as.s lie. Tell everybody where I live.

I used to pound Rayray in his brown eye until he wanted me to poop on his chest. I broke up with him because he spread his cheeks for the bull in my barnyard.

Raymond if you want me to suck you dry come by 3349 N Halsted Chicago tonight. I'll be wearing a Bulls cap.

Raymond, all that He-man talk drives my wild.It's safe. I want to seduce you & play with the gun in your pants.

And that's how you expose a troll. Challenge him with the truth and he can't answer. You said you drove to my house and kicked my as.s. It's a simple question, where do I live? I'll make.it easy, just the city. Say it you little bt.ch. You can't. Who can guess why he can't???

You are 3,860 miles off. Try again.

All you have to do is get a US map, chart out 3,860 miles away from Dallas, tie a string to your crayon and scale it. Then you might be able to guess what city I live in, but I doubt it.

Of course I denied it. I don't live in Dallas, never have, never will. All you managed to prove was how stupid you are, for yet another day.
You can't drive to where I live dumb ass. And you are fooling NOBODY.

Serious question Ray. Are you retarded, and I don't mean that in a slanderous way, I mean like clinically retarded? That would answer a lot of questions if you were.

That response answered my question, you're obviously retarded.