Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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the American media now accountable to Putin? I wonder where Russia got the idea that they could make demands of the American media - perhaps from our very own president?
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02-07-2017 01:29
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Wonder if Hillary is feeling lonely now that nobody cares about her emails or how corrupt she is?
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02-06-2017 23:48
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Who is gonna clean the wall after it's built?
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02-06-2017 23:38
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Trump for some days has tried to please Isr aiel for rele gious motivations. And I'm not re ligious to give a...
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02-06-2017 21:33
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In hockey and in women.. periods temporarily stop the fun .
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02-06-2017 21:09
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Justin Bieber looks like he needs to be cast in a Home Alone movie.
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02-06-2017 19:05
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For those of you who don't have a significant other to spend Valentine's Day with, kindly resist the temptation to brag about it.
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02-06-2017 18:47 by Mickey
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Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, but they forgot to mention Morons.
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02-06-2017 17:16
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Looks like 84 Lumber won't get hired to build the wall...
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02-06-2017 16:41
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Trump has been in power for over 2 weeks. Why am I not rolling in the dough?????
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02-06-2017 15:39 by Stevinski
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My car's GPS allows you to change voices. I tried the one featuring Karen Carpenter. When I try to calculate my arrival time, the only answer she gives is, "We've only just begun."
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02-06-2017 14:56 by IARU
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Just wondering if you put healing crystals in a sock and beat someone with it do they cancel each other out?
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02-06-2017 14:25 by Mike c
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Now I know where the YouTube commenters hang out when they're waiting for the new Nickelback video debut.
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02-06-2017 12:44
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Don't blame me, I voted for Calvin Coolidge.
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02-06-2017 12:32
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These people don't even know what a "Temporary" refugee means. Temporary, Temporary, Temporary. Say it with me.
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02-06-2017 12:14
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White Americans killing off other Americans is a psychological issue, not an ideological one.
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02-06-2017 11:56 by Mickey
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I like sleeping because it is kind of like being dead but without the commitment.
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02-06-2017 10:15
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But the Atlanta Falcons won the popular vote! How could this happen?!
#NOTMYSUPERBOWL
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02-06-2017 09:59 by Stevinski
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It was nice to see Rose from the Titanic do the coin toss..
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02-06-2017 09:42 by Yaj
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Polling showed 27% of the USA bet on Atlanta to win. Must've been conducted by CNN.
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02-06-2017 09:24 by Mickey
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