Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Respect must be earned, even when you are a fat, rich white guy with an important job.
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03-21-2017 17:28
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I can't be the only one who is concernd about the White House burning down if all of Donald Trump's pants catch fire. Not only does he have a lot of pants, but they are yuuuuge pants.
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03-21-2017 17:04
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Marla Maples is in favor or border security. She lost her job to an immigrant too.
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03-21-2017 17:01
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The Monk's "Nice Legs, Shame About your Face" is trump's favorite song about selecting a Senior Counselor for his administration ... and third wives.
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03-21-2017 17:00
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Meanwhile, in hell, the Devil is all like ... "What have I done?"
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03-21-2017 16:55
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Spicer reminds me of a toddler who got caught with his hands in the cookie jar, and crumbs on his face, trying to convince everyone that he wasn't the person who took the cookies.
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03-21-2017 16:54
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The hardest working position in the White House is Donald Trump's belt.
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03-21-2017 16:53
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Melania and Kellyanne look like someone took two attractive models, and then smooshed their faces around until they didn't quite look right.
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03-21-2017 16:52
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Meatloaf's "Two out of Three Ain't Bad" is Trump's favorite song about what is the appropriate percentage of your wives who should be immigrants.
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03-21-2017 16:44
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Careful Ivanka. The boss in your new office is very handsy with attractive young women.
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03-21-2017 16:42
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Did Trump's physician say he would be the fittest President in history? If anything, he might be the fattest President in history.
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03-21-2017 16:38
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Sean Spicer must wear flame-retardant pants to every press conference to keep his pants from igniting.
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03-21-2017 16:33
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North Korea tests new rocket engine. Donald Trump phones Kim Jong-un and leaves stern voicemail stating, "Me no likey."
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03-21-2017 16:00
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Trump is now claiming, that his Perrier water is being tapped.
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03-21-2017 15:58
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Sean Spicer is what would happen if Hank Hill let Cotton influence Bobby.
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03-21-2017 15:57
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It makes sense Tim Allen would support Trump considering he's a big fan of tools.
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03-21-2017 15:54
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Paul Ryan thinks Trumpcare health bill needs some changes. To me, it needs only one -- incinerating the entire document in a tire fire.
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03-21-2017 15:52
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Going from Barack Obama to Donald Trump is like replacing Captain James T. Kirk with Captain High Liner.
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03-21-2017 15:50
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You know how you sometimes hear something pop loudly in the microwave? That's the camera bulb flashing.
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03-21-2017 15:49
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Donald Trump's approval rating has dropped to 37%. Norman Bates scored higher with his mother.
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03-21-2017 15:47
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