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Sometimes, I just want to give it all up for 4 fried chickens and a Coke.
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09-08-2017 17:34 by
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Hurricanes ✔️ Fires ✔️ Tiger running loose ✔️ Whoever is playing Jumanji needs to wrap it up
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09-08-2017 17:33
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Upside to hurricanes... you might get a free boat delivered to your front yard.
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09-08-2017 17:25
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You can either be an illegal or go to college in the USA but you can't do both
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09-08-2017 17:01
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I think Aliens are controlling the climate that's why we have to put an end to DACA
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09-08-2017 16:36
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Who knew adulthood would involve so much Advil??
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09-08-2017 11:03
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From the smell of things, people should be more concerned with underwear change than climate change.
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09-08-2017 09:34 by
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I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body but if you betray me, just remember: I know how to hide a dead body.
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09-08-2017 07:26
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Stress balls work really well when you shove them down someone's throat.
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09-08-2017 07:26
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The only thing actually impossible in life is taking a picture for a group of women and having ALL of them like it.
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09-08-2017 07:25
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I went to a psychic to get my fortune told, but I realized she was a fraud the minute she accepted my check.
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09-08-2017 07:23
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My boss wants me to go to Time Management training today. Yeah, like I'm really going to be able to squeeze that into my already overloaded schedule.
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09-08-2017 07:20
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Florida is going to be covered in stripper glitter and cocaine pretty soon.
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09-08-2017 00:11 by
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watching football the same way Colin Kaepernick does... sitting on my couch
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09-07-2017 21:37
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If you stubbed your toe, it probably was Trump's fault
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09-07-2017 20:02
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I really wouldn't be worried about Hurricane Jose, there's no way Trump will let him into the country....
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09-07-2017 17:55
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Wife: I'm going to have a baby! What do you hope it is? Husband: April Fools Day?
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09-07-2017 11:54
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I'm sure those pesky Russians are behind these hurricanes!!
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09-07-2017 09:26
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Always carry a knife. You never know when cake might happen.
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09-06-2017 21:10
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As soon as them illegal dreamers is gone, I'm gonna get me one of them technology jobs they stole from me.
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09-06-2017 20:17 by
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