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   messageicon It looks like everyone wants Jon Snow to play NFL...he wont bend a knee
←Rate | 09-27-2017 04:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why doesn't this superglue lock on things tightly like it does its own cap?
←Rate | 09-27-2017 00:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If lemons could talk I bet they would say "Hey! Did you know you have a papercut?"
←Rate | 09-27-2017 00:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey here is something I learned and wanted to pass along -- you can donate to the Hurricane Relief fund and not tell anyone.
←Rate | 09-27-2017 00:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tweets are expanding to 280 characters and now I am looking for someone to write a forward for my soon-to-be-published tweet.
←Rate | 09-27-2017 00:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A bachelor dates 20 hot girls all at the same time, and they are all good with this, and they call it a "reality show."
←Rate | 09-27-2017 00:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 97-year-old WWII vet goes viral after 'taking a knee' to support NFL players.
←Rate | 09-26-2017 23:30 Comments (1)  


   messageicon NFL doctor's may have a new term for head concussions. The Trump syndrome.
←Rate | 09-26-2017 22:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roy Moore wins Alabama's Republican Senate primary, defeating Trump-backed candidate. Trump throws tantrum.
←Rate | 09-26-2017 22:14 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Poor Hillary can't get a break. She was at a Chinese restaurant, and when she cracked open the fortune cookie, a ballot with Trump's name was in it.
←Rate | 09-26-2017 21:37 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't remember her name in the morning, take her to Starbucks.
←Rate | 09-26-2017 21:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If protesting for social justice was good for business, THEN...Kaepernick would have a job! The NFL will soon be in hospice care.
←Rate | 09-26-2017 20:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Democrats ever thought illegals were voting for Republicans, you'd be able to see the wall from outer space!
←Rate | 09-26-2017 20:43 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Colin Kaepernick + "Free Speech" = Free Agent!
←Rate | 09-26-2017 20:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why aren't all of the social justice warriors out helping hurricane victims?! Too soon?!
←Rate | 09-26-2017 20:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If NFL players wanted free speech, then why don't they protest the fines they pay for end zone celebrations?! Hypocrites!
←Rate | 09-26-2017 20:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The President is only loved by ONE person....the American voter!
←Rate | 09-26-2017 20:07 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Kaepernick keeps taking a knee based on a lie...Michael Brown never had his hands up!
←Rate | 09-26-2017 20:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey NFL...you should ask Mizzou how they've been getting along since they tolerated all of that social justice protesting! Haha, it's a ghost town over there!
←Rate | 09-26-2017 20:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mr President: Stop spraying manure everywhere, it now smells in Alaska
←Rate | 09-26-2017 19:48 by Mohayg Comments (0)  




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