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It looks like everyone wants Jon Snow to play NFL...he wont bend a knee
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09-27-2017 04:48 by
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Why doesn't this superglue lock on things tightly like it does its own cap?
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09-27-2017 00:33
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If lemons could talk I bet they would say "Hey! Did you know you have a papercut?"
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09-27-2017 00:29
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Hey here is something I learned and wanted to pass along -- you can donate to the Hurricane Relief fund and not tell anyone.
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09-27-2017 00:21
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Tweets are expanding to 280 characters and now I am looking for someone to write a forward for my soon-to-be-published tweet.
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09-27-2017 00:16
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A bachelor dates 20 hot girls all at the same time, and they are all good with this, and they call it a "reality show."
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09-27-2017 00:06
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97-year-old WWII vet goes viral after 'taking a knee' to support NFL players.
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09-26-2017 23:30
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NFL doctor's may have a new term for head concussions. The Trump syndrome.
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09-26-2017 22:57
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Roy Moore wins Alabama's Republican Senate primary, defeating Trump-backed candidate. Trump throws tantrum.
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09-26-2017 22:14
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Poor Hillary can't get a break. She was at a Chinese restaurant, and when she cracked open the fortune cookie, a ballot with Trump's name was in it.
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09-26-2017 21:37 by
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If you don't remember her name in the morning, take her to Starbucks.
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09-26-2017 21:00
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If protesting for social justice was good for business, THEN...Kaepernick would have a job! The NFL will soon be in hospice care.
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09-26-2017 20:53
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If Democrats ever thought illegals were voting for Republicans, you'd be able to see the wall from outer space!
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09-26-2017 20:43
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Colin Kaepernick + "Free Speech" = Free Agent!
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09-26-2017 20:30
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Why aren't all of the social justice warriors out helping hurricane victims?! Too soon?!
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09-26-2017 20:10
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If NFL players wanted free speech, then why don't they protest the fines they pay for end zone celebrations?! Hypocrites!
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09-26-2017 20:09
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The President is only loved by ONE person....the American voter!
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09-26-2017 20:07
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Kaepernick keeps taking a knee based on a lie...Michael Brown never had his hands up!
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09-26-2017 20:05
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Hey NFL...you should ask Mizzou how they've been getting along since they tolerated all of that social justice protesting! Haha, it's a ghost town over there!
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09-26-2017 20:04
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Dear Mr President: Stop spraying manure everywhere, it now smells in Alaska
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09-26-2017 19:48 by
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