Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   NFL doctor's may have a new term for head concussions. The Trump syndrome.

   Roy Moore wins Alabama's Republican Senate primary, defeating Trump-backed candidate. Trump throws tantrum.

   Poor Hillary can't get a break. She was at a Chinese restaurant, and when she cracked open the fortune cookie, a ballot with Trump's name was in it.

   If you don't remember her name in the morning, take her to Starbucks.

   If protesting for social justice was good for business, THEN...Kaepernick would have a job! The NFL will soon be in hospice care.

   If Democrats ever thought illegals were voting for Republicans, you'd be able to see the wall from outer space!

   Colin Kaepernick + "Free Speech" = Free Agent!

   Why aren't all of the social justice warriors out helping hurricane victims?! Too soon?!

   If NFL players wanted free speech, then why don't they protest the fines they pay for end zone celebrations?! Hypocrites!

   The President is only loved by ONE person....the American voter!

   Kaepernick keeps taking a knee based on a lie...Michael Brown never had his hands up!

   Hey NFL...you should ask Mizzou how they've been getting along since they tolerated all of that social justice protesting! Haha, it's a ghost town over there!

   Dear Mr President: Stop spraying manure everywhere, it now smells in Alaska

   Kim is now offering nukes to the NFL. I said this would get out of hand but no one listened.

   Trump only complained about the NFL only a few times but the news keeps playing it over and over so you think it's all he is talking about.

   Crying about the NFL and not focusing on anything else is suppose to make America great again?

   T Pain is so old now, he changed his name to Knee Pain!

   Not sure who will be performing at the Super Bowl half-time this season but I am already furious about it

   I am wondering if female squirrells only get 80% of the acorns that males get

   Here's a thought. The next time a criminal is told to stop by the police, he should take a knee instead of trying to run away.