nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   Preseason football is like watching the JV basketball team play before the Varsity.

   if any body needs me I will be over here waiting for football season

   I don't even drink my first cup of coffee every day, I just pour it over my head like a football coach so everyone knows I'm here to win.

   we have some potentially severe weather headed our way this evening. please make sure you have your emergency kit: alcohol, lube, porn, blow up girlfriend, pain pills, heroin and a football helmet. Stay safe my friends!

   Rooney to move to arsenal? With that face, arsenal must be really willing to give up that beautiful football.

   There's a baseball team named the Giants (San Francisco), a football team named the Giants (New York)...yet there's no basketball team named the Giants...when in fact, basketball players ARE GIANTS!

   The Defense in this women's football team looks like it has a lot of holes to fill.

   We know this an American s ite and all, but enough with the Superbowl jokes already. Jesus Christ!!!!!

   Wow they had a football game at beyonces concert!!!

   Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on.

   If this aint the most ghetto-est NFL Superbowl ever.....

   The atmosphere at the Superbowl must have been absolutely electric! Oh wait.....

   Union electicians are working the superbowl power outage, the game will resume in 3 weeks.

   I wish they would quit interupting the commercials with this lame football game!

   My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.

   Time to watch me some Men in Tights. Yay Superbowl!

   Tony Romo tried to throw a Superbowl party but it was intercepted

   Women cant play football, well because no women like wearing the same outfit as other females!

   Name 2 things that get smoked in bowls?.......Marijuana and Notre Dame Football

   Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?