Funny Status Messages

   Don’t worry Greenland. One more bottle of whiskey and Pete Hegseth will text you the complete invasion plans 🤣

   We would like to offer a heartfelt THANK YOU to the people of Greenland for not welcoming JD Vance and his hooker wife.

   A children's hospital in Texas is now treating children for vitamin A poisoning after RFK Jr. touted it as a measles treatment. Good! F*ck Lamericcan kids. Tubby, stupid, imbred little runts.

   I have the sex drive of a potato

   The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to the Canadian people.

   If Canada wasn't attached to the US, and copycatted everything about us, it'd be just another Kazakhstan.

   Imagine that. A Canuck ragging the US on a US based platform using US technology.

   Canadians are US wannabes.

   Canada is ghey.

   You went from a friendly, respected, prosperous country to an aggressive, despised, bankrupt country in two months. Remember when everyone was defending Giuliani?? Look at him now. And look at your country. Sad and pitiful.

   We love Canada. The women aren't nearly as fat, the men aren't nearly as dumb, there are far less kids getting shot in the head at school, and it doesn't smell like sh*t. 🇨🇦

   "A CULT IS REALLY A CULT WHEN THE LEADER ASKS YOU TO TURN ON FRIENDS AND FAMILY... WHICH BRINGS ME TO YOU, SUDDENLY SAYING TO OUR CLOSEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW WHAT? 'FU*K CANADA,' FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON..." - BILL MAHER

   Lamer*ca's about to become his seventh bankruptcy.

   That is your new name!!!!!! LAMEr*ca 🤣 Canadas taint, just above the Gulf of Mexico.

   Lamer*ca brags about "defending" E*rope, while depending on them for strategic security, economic benefits and p*litical leverage from its partnership. Looks like Lamer*ca is gonna have to face reality now.

   Tr*mpy just told NBC he "couldn't care less" how much car prices increase, and repeated himself three times. So happy we don't live there! Not only that, sales tax will go up, titles will go up, registration, insurance hahaha! Sucks to be "ya'll" lol

   M*G* ....... MAKE AM*RICA GO AWAY Going viral all around the world 👍

   Nothing sreeches louder than the wheels on the gravy train.

   The EU brags about their healthcare/welfare system while depending on the US to defend them. Looks like a lot of countries are gonna have to face reality now.

   US military enrolment had plummeted the last three years with Biden because no one wantef to join while he was in office 🤣