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"The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick." Say that three times fast.
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05-24-2017 08:31
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If you leave me a voicemail that asks me to call you back when I get this message,you have nobody to blame but yourself.save your breath send a text.lol😀
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05-24-2017 08:24
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I licked gayray's valuables in a Chicago Home Depot. They were having a half off wood sale so he fit right in
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05-24-2017 03:41 by
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I don't swim because it's never 30 minutes after the last time I ate.
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05-23-2017 21:40 by
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Wish I could have went to the Ariana Grande concert, I heard it was a blast.
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05-23-2017 20:57 by
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A federal budget that doesnt hurt the middle class? ? ? Well sign me up 3 times, even though I'm not registered democrate.
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05-23-2017 18:50
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Trump's budget: 2 + 2 = 7
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05-23-2017 16:06
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I say, Tiffany Cormier has some pretty interesting things to say.
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05-23-2017 11:37
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Woke up this morning thinking "It's great to be alive!" Pulled in to work thinking "Just shoot me now....."
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05-23-2017 10:39 by
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And all this time I thought Ariana Grande was a new drink at Starbucks.
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05-23-2017 10:08
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Why is that when you apply for a loan at the bank the first thing you have to do is prove you don't need it?
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05-23-2017 07:44
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Opening a restaurant calling it: New Pho, Who Dish?
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05-23-2017 05:53 by
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I just saw a report naming the 20 worst cat food. Mine gets #1. He deserves it that cat bastid.
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05-22-2017 14:19 by
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I think I just seenPodesta going down I95 in a white ford bronco
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05-22-2017 14:18
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How's that wall coming along? I hope it hasn't obstructed traffic for you guys.
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05-22-2017 13:23
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What do an illegal alien and a cue ball have in common? The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.
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05-22-2017 08:27
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I once ran a Half Marathon. Well, I say that because it sounds better than saying I collapsed and almost died halfway through a Full Marathon.
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05-22-2017 08:25
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So tired I just ignored a fly walking on my face like I was in an 80's hunger commercial.
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05-22-2017 07:41
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the only way I know something is bad for me is if I like it
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05-22-2017 07:39
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Does Octomom still have those 6 kids.
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05-22-2017 07:30
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