Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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A home DNA test kit does not make a good baby shower gift.
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06-03-2017 07:36
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I took a sexual harassment course today, I think this is actually something I might be pretty good at
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06-02-2017 23:37
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Can we have a NO Kathy Griffin button?
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06-02-2017 13:58 by Rick H.
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Pulling out of Paris should be a porn, not a reality
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06-02-2017 10:44 by JW
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If the start of a Basketball game is called a Tip-off, why isn’t the start of a Hockey game called a Puck-off?
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06-02-2017 08:37
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Do not put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.
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06-02-2017 08:36
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Every now and then when I'm in a room alone I say out loud, "I know you're listening". If I'm wrong, nobody knows. If I'm right, I just freaked the hell out of some guy.
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06-02-2017 08:35
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And all this time I thought a chickpea was when women went to the bathroom in groups.
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06-02-2017 08:31
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I want you all to know, I read your post while pooping
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06-02-2017 07:20 by Mas
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Im offended by sexual terms. I think I'll post pictures on the internet of myself depicting a terr0rist group.
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06-01-2017 23:00
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When Trump said he was planning to drain the swamps I thought it was a metaphor.
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06-01-2017 22:56
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Kathy Griffins next show will be "What ever happened to..."
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06-01-2017 22:48
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Charlie Sheen has all this "tiger" blood I guess its only fair Tiger has a little "Charlie" blood.
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06-01-2017 22:47
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Charlie Sheern has all this "tiger" blood I guess its only fair Tiger has a little "Charlie" blood.
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06-01-2017 22:46
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Kinda shocking to see that pic of Carrot Top holding Trumps head.
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06-01-2017 22:45
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Maybe Farmers Insurance will do a commercial with Tiger driving now!
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06-01-2017 17:56
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I really hope, for humanity sake, that you people were all up in arms and angry when the picture of Obama and the noose surfaced.
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06-01-2017 11:39
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I didn't get the memo. When do we start hating on Stone Cold Steve Austin, since he gave the Stone Cold Stunner to our lord and savior, Trump?
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06-01-2017 11:31
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"Covfefe" definition:
(Noun)
A fidget spinner for the National media.
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06-01-2017 09:17 by Gump
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Putting your finger on someone's lips and saying "Shhhh... Not another word." is super-romantic. But the cop didn't think so.
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06-01-2017 07:47
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