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More bad news for Millennials. Hangovers hurt worse the older you get...
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08-22-2017 15:09
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i can't believe no American radio station played total eclipse of the heart yesterday, what a waste of an eclipse
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08-22-2017 13:51
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I'm glad the Eclipse is over so I can go back to staring directly into the sun.
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08-22-2017 13:43
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NASA: don't look up at the eclipse without the required glasses Trump: what does NASA know? I have amazing eyes. Best eyes you've ever seen
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08-22-2017 12:36
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I waited until today to buy my eclipse glasses when they are 50% off.
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08-22-2017 09:59
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My wife now has a broken nose and a black eye because wouldn't listen to me. I said "Honey! Look out for that lamp post!"
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08-22-2017 09:57
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After today there will be two kinds of people in this world: people who saw the eclipse, and people I want to talk to at parties @cbquist
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08-21-2017 23:31 by
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my bodies a temple...Well more like a catholic church,, full of wine bread and guilt...
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08-21-2017 19:18 by
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Eclipse glasses for sale. Slightly used
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08-21-2017 17:28 by
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I am sure glad no one got a picture of my full moon....
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08-21-2017 16:12
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WTH did the Groundhog see its shadow or not???
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08-21-2017 15:46
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For Sale: Eclipse glasses. Like new. Only used once. Make offer.
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08-21-2017 15:15
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Me tomorrow: yea I'm calling in blind today management:: what ? Me: saw the eclipse yesterday I can't see myself coming in today
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08-21-2017 15:06
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Go Home Eclipse!! You are Drunk!!
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08-21-2017 15:04 by
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I thought cross fit was a way to get abs like Jesus.
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08-21-2017 14:08 by
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"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine." -Me, singing to my vitamin D supplement.
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08-21-2017 09:28
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Dont forget to remind your exes to look at the solar eclipse today!
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08-21-2017 09:28
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Everybody make sure to remind your ex's that there is a solar eclipse today and you strongly encourage to look at it .
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08-21-2017 09:23
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Everyone keeps talking about a civil war. A key detail everyone keeps forgetting...one side has 8 trillion bullets and the other doesn't know which bathroom to use.
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08-21-2017 06:50
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Auto-correct makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.
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