bill Funny Status Messages

   Breaking News: The National Weather Center has issued a tornado warning for Western NY. For your own safety head to Ralph Wilson Stadium, they're not worried about a touchdown there.......

   I don't run from hurricanes, I drink them.........

   I think I want a 3D bigscreen, now I just need 3 grand....

   is wondering if there is such a thing called the "Whine" Flu ? If so I am pretty sure some of my FB friends have it......

   I wonder how many hot dogs Kobayashi sucked down in jail last night??

   making some changes in his life. If your not on my friends list any longer, you were one of the changes........

   Hurricane Watch for south Texas, blame it on George W. Bush....

   I don't run from hurricanes, I drink them.........

   I received a Jury Summons today, guess its better then receiving an Arrest Warrant???

   President Obama misunderstood that today is Flag Day. He thought it was Hag Day and took Helen Thomas out to lunch.

   just heard a rumor that President Obama is going to hire Servpro (Like it never even happened) to remove the remaining water out of BP's oil in the Gulf of Mexico........

   Ozzie Guillen is going off the rails on a crazy train........

   Respect must be earned by a sitting President these days.....

   Good morning, and a Happy Hurricane Season to all.......

   Breaking News!!!!! Spongebob Square Pants found Dead in oil patch........

   I disliked Obama before it was cool.......Yes I did!