FADOLO Funny Status Messages

   I clapped because it finished, not because I liked it.

   When blk ppl walk their dog it's a chore. When white folk wall their dog it's an expeditionary adventure that clears the intestinal tract.

   There is no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team" so....there

   Ever have that moment when you try to flick a booger and it teleports on to your other finger?

   Not entirely sure what a "propriate" is, but apparently I'm in it.

   I wish every chick with STD'S had "6 fingers" i'd be like "Let me see ya hands, Biatch you ain't slick trying hide that extra pinky"

   Supplies! -Asian surprise party

   So Last night.. The pizza man left my house and asked me for a tip.. I told him "Don't Trust These Hoes"

   Shoutout to all the girls that can't update their status because they told some guy they tired...& going to bed.

   Bar Rules for MEN: No shirt, no service. Bar rules for WOMEN: No shirt, free drinks.

   Good morning beautiful ladies "Muah" Good morning ugly ladies "Handshakes"

   thumbs up if you drive til the gas light come on

   Gas is dropping...we must have secured an oil rig in the middle east...

   LeBron James hairline got a back court violation.

   Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest thing I'll ever get to being a damn magician.

   a real woman rotates tha batteries in her remote wit tha batteries in her vibrator

   Shoutout to all the dark skinned girls with the cheetah print tattoo that looks like a 2nd degree burn....

   that risky towel walk you have to do from the shower to the bedroom

   It must be past the Celtics bedtime.

   A perfect relationship is one which the only thing you fight about is who gets to hold the camera when you're fvcking...