Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   The word LISTEN contains the same letters as the word SILENT........

   If the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say.

   The Avengers have Assembled.......and The Dark Knight will Rise.

   You can tell the size of a person by the size of the problems that gets them down. Be bigger than your problems.

   FACT: Every woman got a girlfriend that they don't trust around their man.

   Be an OPTIMIST Prime and not a NEGAtron.

   Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.....and who said statistics don't have a beginning, middle, and end.

   It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it....That's Hollywood

   It so crazy to see how many people are shocked by honesty, and how few by deceit.

   A drunk man speaks what a sober man thinks.

   I'm still waiting on the movie 'Twilight: Lights Out' starring Blade to come out.

   SOPA and PIPA tried to attack your 1st amendment. CISPA will attack your 4th amendment....if you let "them" of course

   *Stop the CISPA bill progression*. It allows the government and private companies to spy in on YOUR PRIVATE INFORMATION on any site as a means of “cybersecurity"......(Bulls**t)

   "Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself"

   I'm the kind of person who drinks hot chocolate and cappuccino in 90-degree weather and eats ice cream and drink ice slushies in 10-degree weather.

   Julian Assange(Wikileaks) gives private info. on corporations to you for free and he's the villain. Mark Zuckerberg gives your private info. to corporations for money and he's Man of The Year.

   If only mosquitos sucked fat instead of blood.

   Did Obama really sign a bill in secret making free speech illegal during protests???? So the first amendment is almost gone. Liberty is truly dying by the months.

   Words don't have the power to hurt you...unless.. the person saying them means a lot to you.

   Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now doesn't mean you aren't headed for sunshine.