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Scientist have now cloned monkeys. Next on the Primate ladder before they reach humans- Politicians.
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01-25-2018 19:42 by
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As an optimist,I don’t think I have a drinking problem. I have a drinking opportunity.
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01-25-2018 14:10 by
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Android > BlackBerry > Nokia > Fax > Landline phone > 2 cans and a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > iPhone with iOS 11
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01-25-2018 13:55 by
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The Super Bowl won't be the same without Glenn Frey or Brad Delp...
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01-25-2018 12:38
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If you buy weight loss products at GNC the only thing you'll lose is your money...
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01-25-2018 12:36
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Being older doesnt mean you have pearls of widsom but spurts of common sense.
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01-25-2018 12:11 by
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Doctor: Do you use any illegal drugs? Me: Depends on the state.
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01-25-2018 11:46
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I’m not above sitting down in the shower crying.
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01-25-2018 11:41
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I guess I shouldn't use Comet® to wash my car. I've been working on it for an hour and I've just begun to scratch the surface.
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01-25-2018 07:00
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You know its sad when your mother is on facebook and guys younger than you are poking her
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01-25-2018 03:14
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I Dream of using this phrase One day "Let's Just Take My Helicopter than"
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01-25-2018 03:14
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Cranked the treadmill up to MAX for 15 minutes. When I finally took a break my roller skates were hot to the touch
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01-25-2018 03:13
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If you comment or click like on a picture which was posted a year ago, you are a stalker
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01-25-2018 03:13
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While weighting my self on the bathroom scale I sucked in my gut. My wife laugh and said do you think that's help you weigh less ? I said no but it does help me to see how much I weigh.
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01-24-2018 23:15 by
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Did you hear about the cereal Bill Belicheat and "Shady" Brady eat before games? Cheaties!....The breakfast of champions.
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01-24-2018 20:42
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I was lost and yes I did go looking but I did not find you Cyndi Lauper. Glad I didn’t fall.
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01-24-2018 19:18
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If you're always concern about the opinion people have about you. You'll never be happy.
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01-24-2018 18:51 by
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Really disappointed to find out after laser eye surgery I am unable to burn down buildings
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01-24-2018 16:11
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Most advanced telescopes use mirrors so we really have no way to know how many vampires are in space
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01-24-2018 16:05 by
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My birthday is 9 months after my dad's. You learn to live with it.
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