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This funding crisis in Oklahoma education has got to be addressed! Some of the rural schools have taken to teaching driver’s education and sex education out of the same vehicle.
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05-19-2018 08:15
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Haven’t been in a relationship in a while. I forget, am I supposed to start the argument or finish it?
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05-19-2018 08:14
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C'mon man, nobody's doing it! - Hipster Peer Pressure
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05-19-2018 08:14
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I tried to make whoopee to the entire orchestra but I only got to second bass.
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05-19-2018 08:14
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A bachelor party is a lot more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.
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05-19-2018 08:13
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Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.
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05-19-2018 08:12
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People are way less judgmental when you say you had an "avocado salad" instead of saying you ate a bowl of guacamole.
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05-19-2018 08:10
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At work, sometimes I secretly brew decaf coffee in the normal pot so that everyone else works at my pace.
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05-19-2018 08:10
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The batteries in my electric toothbrush died before I finished. I've never sympathized more with women in my life.
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05-19-2018 08:09
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You can tell what was the best year of your father's life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and just ride it out.
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05-19-2018 08:07
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My Bills are so big that I have to call them William now.
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05-19-2018 08:06
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this a Royal Wedding or the Kentucky Derby? The hats make it confusing. I'm taking ""Camilla" to Show.
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05-19-2018 07:47 by
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There are many benefits of being fat. Take Buddha for instance. He was too heavy to be put on a cross so they told him to just sit there quietly.
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05-19-2018 05:41 by
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I don't think trump had any collusion with the russians...... He's not that smart.
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05-19-2018 00:22
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Fun fact. Swedish meatballs are actually a recipe king Charles XII brough back from a trip to Turkey. So they really Turkish meatballs.
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05-18-2018 20:57
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Everyone is talking about the royal wedding but life isn't a game of thrones
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05-18-2018 20:46 by
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I would send thoughts and prayers, but I would rather vote and send better politicians...
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05-18-2018 20:03 by
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I watched 30 minutes of Kong: Skull Island on TV, which was more than enough to confirm why I don't waste money on movies anymore.
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05-18-2018 15:27
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America going straight into 'thoughts & prayers' Groundhog Day mode after yet another mass school shooting.
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05-18-2018 13:55
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I've been trying to decide if I care less about the royal wedding or the Laurel-Yanny nonsense.
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