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this new "space force" we're going to have....will basic training include making the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
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06-20-2018 03:55 by
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There's no place like space. There's no place like space. There's no place like space. Oh aunty Em.
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06-20-2018 02:49
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How do you people have the time to hate a stranger on the internet?
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06-20-2018 02:39
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I'm just here to offer you a glimmer of nope.
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06-20-2018 02:31
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When will the Death Star be completed by our Space Force program?
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06-20-2018 00:39
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The joke's on you, internet cookies. I clicked that ad you keep showing by accident!
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06-19-2018 21:38
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An Einstein bagel and a Smart Water for breakfast... Somehow I feel dumb paying $13 for that.
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06-19-2018 17:43
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Why don't the rename Chicago Obama too since it went so well during his tenure?
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06-19-2018 13:24 by
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Good morning to everyone except if your name starts with S, just like my ex’s.
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06-19-2018 09:39
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I hate it when I click on a porn video and I can see myself in the screen while it's loading?
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06-19-2018 07:46 by
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Space Force: Make the galaxy great again.
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06-19-2018 07:01
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"Of course you can do a roundhouse kick!" - alcohol
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06-19-2018 05:45
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Day 4 without net neutrality: the kids found a half eaten raccoon we can eat. Grandma is wandering the streets looking for Candy Crush lives. We’re burning furniture to stay warm.
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06-19-2018 05:43
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I wish I could afford to be as weird as I wanna be.
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06-19-2018 04:48
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I once booked a cruise just so I could walk around for 7 days saying “Looks like we’re all in the same boat” to everyone else on board.
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06-19-2018 02:11
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* The difference between trump and kim firing someone trump "YOU'RE FIRED" kin: ready, aim,
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06-19-2018 00:00
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My memory is so bad that.............
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06-18-2018 23:44 by
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When someone says "good luck with that" are they being nice or sarcastic?
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06-18-2018 22:58 by
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If you go to sleep at 6am, is that going to sleep early or late?
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06-18-2018 22:56 by
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The weather guy said I should drink plenty of electrolytes in this heat, does beer have electrolytes? Asking for a friend.
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06-18-2018 21:05
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