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X says Day 4 without net neutrality: the kids found a half eaten raccoon we can eat. Grandma is wandering the streets looking for Candy Crush lives. We’re burning furniture to stay warm.
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# 16287 akin it all day thinkin "dang I must look good today, everybodys checkin me out"! Come to find out...I've had a half eaten candy cane stuck to my butt all day... thanks kids!
# 135423 No matter how many lives you have in Candy Crush, you'll still never get your own back.
# 147356 Facebook got 2 billion to burn even though the site is 90% candy crush requests & fake news that tricked your grandma.

←Rate | 06-19-2018 05:43

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