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   messageicon The best way to get over your ex? Get under someone else!
←Rate | 04-25-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Big Sunglasses: An ugly chick's best friend.
←Rate | 04-25-2012 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When your foot falls asleep, that's God's way of saying... "Move, your lazy a$s!"
←Rate | 04-25-2012 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop warning stupid people and give evolution a chance to work its wonderful process.
←Rate | 04-25-2012 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon [ ] single. [ ] taken. [X] I get about as much attention as a white crayon.
←Rate | 04-25-2012 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon girlfriends are like The History Channel. They always bring up old s?it
←Rate | 04-24-2012 23:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But, once you make one mistake, it's never forgotten.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wouldn't have to manage my anger… If people could learn to manage their stupidity. 
←Rate | 04-24-2012 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to ask some people, "How do you take dumps when s$it comes out of your mouth 24/7?
←Rate | 04-24-2012 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I come to your house and you say "make yourself at home", don't get mad when I take my pants off and drink your beer.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When black girls take off their earrings you know s$it just got real.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are over 52.6 million dogs in the U.S. Not counting your ex.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 21:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am generally caught off guard when people have their cell phone ringer turned on..
←Rate | 04-24-2012 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit "end" on a call, I would have no friends.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends'.
←Rate | 04-23-2012 22:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know exactly who's health I'm drinking to, but they're going to be immortal at this rate
←Rate | 04-23-2012 21:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich!
←Rate | 04-23-2012 21:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are a Weapon of Cash Destruction.
←Rate | 04-23-2012 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was your age, I had to download porn on a dial up connection.
←Rate | 04-23-2012 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was playing with my new toaster in the bathtub today then I read the warning label and it said not to. I was shocked.
←Rate | 04-23-2012 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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