Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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DT once said we would get "tired of winning." Well he was half right..... we are tired.
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10-04-2018 07:23
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Japan has built humanoid robots to do construction work. The robots are so human like that they have three reports of sexual harassment.
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10-04-2018 05:32 by Haha
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I've been busy today and may of missed it. What was DT's dumb statement of the day, today?
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10-04-2018 02:26
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The best part of this Presidential Alert is... Hillary got one too!!
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10-03-2018 22:59
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You say, "Not my President" but I bet your phone went off.
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10-03-2018 21:53
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I would love to incite a fight after a UB40 concert.
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10-03-2018 14:43
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Whenever I'm walking down the street and see a car stopped at a red light I like to wave until the person rolls their window down. Then I say, "You know, you can't park here."
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10-03-2018 11:32
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Sex is like a bowling ball, if your not using all three fingers, you're just cheating your game.
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10-03-2018 09:55
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The only Blue Wave anyone is going to see this year is the one that hit the Carolina coast a few weeks ago.
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10-03-2018 07:35
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Dictionary the only place where divorce comes before marriage.
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10-03-2018 02:45 by Haha
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FACT : If someone is playing Xmas music in October, you're legally allowed to kill them and use their corpse as a Halloween decoration.
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10-03-2018 02:44 by Stevielea
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Bachelor is a guy who will never find out how many faults he has.
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10-02-2018 21:42 by Haha
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Consciousness is the nightmare before sleep.
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10-02-2018 21:39 by Haha
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before you know it, Amazon workers will be making Prime money
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10-02-2018 20:18 by Eddy
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Good day to be an uneducated Amazon worker!
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10-02-2018 18:12
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A new study says that a lot of people on social media today will believe anything that starts out by saying a new study says.
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10-02-2018 16:04 by Moon
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Guys, prove you're not a rapist by giving large sums of money to random women!
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10-02-2018 15:50 by Truman
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Truth doesn’t matter when you just vote for your team regardless of their integrity.
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10-02-2018 14:36
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I, put commas, in, weird places, so that you, read my jokes, like, William Shatner!
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10-02-2018 02:56 by Truman
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Its a little frustrating how my speakerphone literally types everything I say exclamation mark
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10-01-2018 17:10 by Moon
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