trump Funny Status Messages

   Ask any Biden voter exactly why they're voting for him, on what merits, and ask them do it without bringing up Donald Trump. They can't

   Leaders who have hidden in a bunker and gassed their own citizens include Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump. 

   Remember when the dumbest thing Trump had ever said was COVFEFE... good times ...

   Dems are more upset at Trump for walking to St. John’s church than they are at looters for trying to burn it down.

   Breaking news .. Trump declares murder hornets to be a hoax ... fake news!

   #you sound like you got a stimulus check. Not only is Trump your prez, he is your sugar daddy

   Newsflash: Sorry libs, but what the MSM is saying is a lie. Trump does not own any stock in a company that makes hydroxychloroquine.

   The blow up doll guy! You can tell jokes about anything you know? Though Trump gags may get removed!

   Trump will be re-elected.

   True Christian values below. Wish death to everyone who disagrees with you. No wonder you people think Trump is holier than the Pope.

   Does Trump really want people to kill themselves in order to improve the economy and to make his poll numbers rise? That's messed up!

   It took George W. seven years to tank Clinton's economy. Now, it took Trump three years to tank Obama's economy. Best president ever!

   Yall remember when in 2013 Obama shut down the government... Welp in 2020 Trump shut down the whole USA

   Socialism bad, unless I need it. Love Trump supporters.

   Trump: A Brazilian has coronavirus Pelosi and Schumer: A Brazilian oh my God how many people is that????

   It's gotten so bad that Trump has reached out to Puerto Rico and asked for the paper towels back..

   Since the stores are all sold out... I'm thinking maybe Trump can get us some of those paper towels back he gave to Puerto Rico.

   Don't forget to turn your clocks ahead tomorrow so we have one less hour of Trump.

   Remember last election they said its Bernie or bust. So they voted for trump. Its still going to be Bernie or bust. So they will reelect trump before joe.

   I rather shove a wet noodle up a bobcat's ass in a telephone booth, rather than listen to another one of Trump's speaches.