trump Funny Status Messages

   I miss the days when the worst thing about Trump was just his hair.

   The worlds greatest marionette is Putin. He has Trump as a puppet and I can’t even see the strings.

   Trump being re-elected is as likely as Ken and Barbie doing the wild thing.

   "If you are under investigation by the FBI. you should not be president -Donald Trump 7/14/16

   Forget the wall Trump wants us to pay for. WTF is he doing about Nickleback?

   I'm very curious to see how many people still believe Trump when Trump said that past presidents told him that they wanted to build a wall, when the past four living presidents publicly announced that they never said no such thing to him.

   Trump is an inspiration to me that an unattractive man can get a wife.

   Why is trump pardoning a turkey? Did it murder a journalist?

   What's trump's favorite cereal? Cheeri O's, the cereal made for little hands.

   "YOU ARE FIRED!" - Just me practicing for when Trump is impeached.

   Trump is the best thing to ever happen to US comedians.

   The worse name that trump has ever given to someone is Don jr.

   I wonder if Trump will make the aliens pay for Space Force?

   Trump Anxiety Disorder covered by Obamacare?

   "Why is trump so hard on fake news? After fake news is what got him elected.

   I predict a low-speed police chase at some point, with Trump in a golf cart and Rudy driving.

   What if the Russians really did hack the elections and foiled the Left's plan to rig the election and now they are mad at Trump

   Oh where oh where can the server be? .... Oh where oh where can it be?..... trump wants the server and he wants it now.... Oh where oh where can it be?

   "The summit meeting went so well that putin is thinking of letting trump be president for another four years."

   I'm attending the next Trump rally because I love puppet shows.