markf Funny Status Messages

   supports the elderly by watching the Superbowl Halftime show.

   thinks Toyota should change its motto from "Moving Forward" to "MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!"

   can't figure out why the Toyota Prius owners would be worried about brakes, since the car can't go fast enough to hurt anything anyway.

   thinks Obama could help solve the Toyota crisis by raising the federal speed limit to 120 mph

   just realized you can re-arrange the letters in Federal Stimulus to spell "Failed Result Sum."

   waiting for Congress to demand hearings on the $45M bailout and golden parachute for Conan O'Brien. Oh wait, we only do that for CEOs of large companies - my bad.