Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   In America, dating for men is a chore, for women it's a choice.

   Say NO to the Bathroom Duckface & Quacker Lips photo epidemic.

   Having a rough day? Place your hand over your heart.....Feel that?..That's called Purpose. You're alive for a reason. Make it count.

   Girls FB Account: 47 Friend Requests, 17 Messages, 31 Notifications..........Boys FB Account: 1 Notification.

   I find it suspicious that everyone's personal god has the same beliefs as they do.

   FACT: For every Friend Request sent, $0.003 is added to Mark Zuckerberg's account.

   Avoidant Personality Disorder (AVPD) is characterized by a hypersensitivity to criticism, intense self-loathing, and a strong desire for isolation.

   *Moments Before Ending A Phone Call: "All right, cool, yeah, ok, haha yeah, I know right!, tomorrow, yep. later man. all right..bye" (click)

   Want to know who your friends are?...Tell everybody the truth and see who still hangs arounds you afterwards.

   If you tell a lie and myth so many times, people will eventually believe it so much that they will actually fight to preserve it. Government and Religious institutions are incredibly crafty at this.

   The only difference between try and triumph is a little 'umph'.

   If you hang around four broke people, I guarantee you will be the fifth.

   I'm going to create man & women with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from a sin I originally condemned you to. Ta dah!!

   Just got my hearing test results back. Turns out I am deaf to a range in which women complain.

   Some people think their religion and political views are “correct” and everyone else to them must be wrong. Some people seem to think their view of what work and life should be (or can be) is the right one…and everyone else is a dumb-dumb.

   Dear Women of Online Dating Sites: You're unique and down to Earth.....just like everybody else.

   Do people believe in birth control these days?

   It's dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

   Can't wait until nothing happens on 12/21/2012.

   WARNING: Reflections in this mirror may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of 'beauty'