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The subtle art of knowing better but doing it anyway.
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12-04-2018 22:15 by
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Dec.05 Repeal of prohbition day..... I'll drink to that.
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12-04-2018 19:59
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I like robo calls. I get to make up new cuss words.
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12-04-2018 19:20
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5 year plan? I havent even planned this sentence volcano.
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12-04-2018 18:34 by
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You buy ready made chocolate milk? Well, aren't you just some kind of titan of finance?
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12-04-2018 18:33 by
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Moving is so fun, finally found this chloroform, hey does it taste expired to y....
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12-04-2018 18:32 by
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I'm throwing in the white flag, I can't take anymore of this "winning".
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12-04-2018 17:53
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It’s hard to stay humble when someone’s dog chooses you over them.
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12-04-2018 14:01 by
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The irony of being anti-social on social media.
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12-03-2018 22:04
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I don't care what anybody else says. "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch" is the greatest diss track ever written.
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12-03-2018 13:58 by
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I will fight for my right to eat delicious things. A snacktivist if you will...
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12-03-2018 12:06
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If I was a spy, my perfect code name would be "Individual 1".
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12-03-2018 11:55
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Turns out the Canary Islands doesn't have any canaries. Just like the Virgin Islands doesn't have any.
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12-03-2018 01:56
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Why is there a permanent setting on my iron ?
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12-03-2018 01:49
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forget about the past you cant change it,forget about the future you cant predict it,forget about the present your not getting one
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12-03-2018 00:23
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Ever hate someone so much you decide to start eating healthy just so you can watch them die first?
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12-02-2018 12:24 by
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You've reached expert Dad level when you can't drive by a gas station without commenting on the price.
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12-02-2018 11:28
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I would pay so much money to watch the Harlem Globetrotters change a baby!
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12-02-2018 10:15 by
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Surely not EVERYBODY was Kung Fu Fighting.
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12-01-2018 21:12
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Why is it that every time someone moves to a warmer state all the talk about is warm weather
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