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Was nice to see the Rams and Patriots make it to the Maroon 5 concert last night..
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02-04-2019 07:02 by
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I don't know about you, I could have done without Adam's wardrobe malfunction...
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02-04-2019 01:45 by
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Super bowl sunday is now also known as Janet Jackson appreciation day.
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02-03-2019 22:43
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Ladies in Atlanta this weekend, every big dude is not an NFL player, don't get knocked up by the cook from Waffle House
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02-03-2019 21:51
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These teams were playing like they know whoever wins goes to the white house
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02-03-2019 21:25 by
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Maroon 5 : Patriots 3 :Rams 0
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02-03-2019 20:30
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I notice that mitch mcconnell sounds like James Cagney when he played a gangster in the movies ?
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02-03-2019 20:24
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough, that's why we have two hands.
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02-03-2019 14:56 by
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I'm sorry I cited the five second rule when I dropped your baby
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02-03-2019 12:07
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There are people who've been through hell and are trying to entertain you ungrateful urinary tract infections for free. Be kind.
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02-03-2019 12:02
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I had 5 minutes to spare this morning so I figured women out.
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02-03-2019 11:59
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I don’t even care who wins this Maroon 5 concert
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02-03-2019 11:58
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Just accidentally took a drink out of someone else’s glass, tell my mom I loved her
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02-03-2019 11:57
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DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman. Everyone knows that.
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02-03-2019 11:56
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Throwing away a good relationship because of problems that can be worked out, is like throwing away a new car because of a flat tire...
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02-03-2019 11:01
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I'll be taking a knee at my Superbowl party in protest of white supremacy and police brutality.
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02-03-2019 10:58
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Today is a sad day. The man who invented autocorrect pissed away in his sleep last night.
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02-03-2019 09:43
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Mueler's Russian roundup may soon come to an end.
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02-03-2019 04:59
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I'm back when penny candy was a penny years old.
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02-02-2019 20:43
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I was waiting for a call last night so I put my phone under my pillow, woke up this morning - phone was gone and $1 was in its place...damn tooth fairy....
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02-02-2019 20:29
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