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Robert Kraft's prostitution arrest. Voluntary exchange of sex and compensation between consenting adults. Kinda like marriage.
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02-22-2019 14:54 by
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Robert Kraft: From Super Bowl Ring to Prostitution Ring
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02-22-2019 14:37
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Belichick= Spygate. Brady= Deflategate. Kraft= Tailgate
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02-22-2019 14:31
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Hey Jussie, everyone makes mistakes. Don't beat yourself up over it.
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02-22-2019 13:14
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In unrelated news Julian Edleman and Tom Brady have just checked in to couples therapy...
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02-22-2019 12:19 by
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My Chinese pal is very upset about Peter Tork, and has been muttering "I'm a bereaver" all day?
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02-22-2019 08:36 by
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Samsung devices can now run 3 apps simultaneously while you can't even hover past incoming calls on the iPhone😩
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02-21-2019 14:49
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Samsung galaxy S10 Will still Touch ground and break If it can't float on the air when I mistakenly drop it, I don't want
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02-21-2019 14:44
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That Jussie dude sounds like such an A-hole you'd think he could have just gotten beat up based on his personality.
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02-21-2019 12:41
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Why do recipes say to "preheat oven?" Shouldn't it just be "heat oven?"
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02-21-2019 11:07
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Yo Jussie...this $3,500 check bounced!
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02-21-2019 09:53
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Facebook - The only place in the world you can be social while being antisocial.
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02-21-2019 03:51
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Was kind of surprised at all the swearing when I unplugged the church organ to charge my phone?
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02-21-2019 01:37 by
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Never laugh at your wife's choices. You're one of them.
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02-20-2019 23:06 by
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Beer bottle: "Break me and you get one year bad luck." Mirror: "Are you kidding, break me you get seven years bad luck." Condom: Ha ha ha, and walks away.
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02-20-2019 13:38 by
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I think politeness is important. That's why I offer my seat to a lady when I get off the bus.
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02-20-2019 13:32 by
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DOCTOR: why do you think you need this medication? ME: I saw the commercial and the side effects sounded pretty awesome
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02-20-2019 12:55 by
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I'm Steven Tyler's scarf manager.
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02-20-2019 12:53
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If the fate of the world ever rests on knowing 80s music lyrics, call me.
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02-20-2019 12:52
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Ladies; If he doesn't want to watch you masturbate he's not that into you....or girls
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02-20-2019 12:50 by
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