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The reason Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and Tomato Soup are so popular is because they are the same basic ingredients as Pizza.
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08-20-2018 20:25
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What are children born in a brothel called? Brothel sprouts.
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08-20-2018 20:13 by
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Living alone is pretty cool, I don't even know if my bathroom door closes
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08-20-2018 15:50
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I'd rather stay home and be bored out of my mind than interact with people
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08-20-2018 15:49
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I don't "get even" or hold a grudge anymore, I take naps
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08-20-2018 15:48
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Months of outrage about school shootings but when ISIS compound is discovered training kids to do more of them,no one cared.
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08-20-2018 15:09 by
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Cancer isn't cancer.
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08-20-2018 11:59
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"what did he say?" "Who is she?" "What just happened?" ( Repeat 30 times and you just watched a movie with my wife.)
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08-20-2018 11:44 by
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Part Of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "don't listen to that guy... He's drunk."
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08-20-2018 11:39 by
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I'm sure getting kicked in the balls is more painful than pregnancy. How many men do you hear say in 12 months, "I want another one!"
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08-20-2018 08:12
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Space ISIS is coming after us!
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08-20-2018 07:45
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Trick your friends into thinking you are a professional tennis player By wiping your face with a towel every 30 seconds And throwing it at a child.
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08-20-2018 07:35 by
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Did Stephen Hawking have a donor card? I really need some bits for my kids Go-kart that's all?
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08-20-2018 05:29 by
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Bet if donnie knew how to use the record feature on his phone. He would be recording too.
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08-20-2018 04:53 by
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Why not have a child run for governor in Vermont. There's one in the white house.
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08-20-2018 02:48 by
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The worse name that trump has ever given to someone is Don jr.
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08-20-2018 02:02 by
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If you could do a do over, would you?
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08-20-2018 01:49 by
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eHarmony matched me with a bean bag chair with duct tape on it
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08-20-2018 00:24
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Truth isn't truth? Okay then, I guess food isn't good as well. Stupid senile old man.
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08-20-2018 00:06
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I have an āLā shaped sofa. Lower case.
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08-19-2018 22:19 by
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