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What do you call a ghost bee? ...... A boo bee.
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09-21-2018 00:18 by
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I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would do some sketchy stuff for some coffee.
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09-20-2018 23:15
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"Shrekticles" because, you know....
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09-20-2018 20:04
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How can you fill up a room with people without putting a single person in it? .......
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09-20-2018 17:33 by
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Crickets are really loud for something that gets eaten by everything
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09-20-2018 12:42 by
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Chicken Pot Pie: my 3 favorite things.
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09-20-2018 11:41
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Place an order with an energy saving catalogue co. for an economy efficient hair dryer. What I received was a bath towel.
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09-20-2018 03:53 by
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Altzheimer's Centre prepares for a party to remember!
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09-20-2018 02:45 by
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The only good thing about inflation. It allows you to live in a more expensive neighborhood without having to move.
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09-20-2018 02:14 by
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There's an easy way to convert your sofa into a sofabed...... Forget the wife's birthday.
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09-20-2018 02:09 by
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"Flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing. Boy did I learn that one the hard way.
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09-19-2018 15:17
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Mama Cass Elliot would have turned 77 today. In fact, if she had shared that sandwich with Karen Carpenter they both might still be alive.
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09-19-2018 09:11
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No one has more to say than a woman who says she doesn't want to talk about it.
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09-19-2018 08:47
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Lobster tail and beer are three of my favorite things!
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09-19-2018 08:40
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I really didn't need to know that Toad thing from Mario Kart.
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09-19-2018 08:34
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My wife and I have doggie style sex. I sit up and beg for it. And she rolls over and plays dead.
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09-19-2018 04:30 by
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I'm far from distancing my self from anything.
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09-19-2018 04:25 by
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I can drive a woman wild with my tongue! I say..‘Have you put weight on?’
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09-18-2018 16:41 by
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BOSS: I don't consider myself wastefull *** BOSS 5 minutes later: prints a 137 page report because he needs the last two pages
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09-18-2018 08:01
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I don't have any Emmys but I Have 2 Grammys ....they're both dead
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09-18-2018 07:49 by
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